God created this world because after you know everything and are everything, the only thing that’s left is to help others.

Ok, brain, can I go back to sleep now?

Every Eels album is my favorite Eels album.

Status for the weekend Successes: 9 Accidents: 1 Helluvalot Tantrums: 4ish Overall assessment of the program: Bullshit

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Tally for today Successes: 3 Accidents: lost count Tantrums/Melt-downs: 3

How’m I doin, Coach?

Tally so far: 8 accidents, 2 successes. Not too bad, I guess.